Valentine’s Day
By
Zachary Smith
PAGE 1. PANEL 1.
A MAN, THOMAS WHITE, SITS AT HIS DESK. THE OFFICE IS NICE, BUT RATHER BARE. HE HAS A PACKAGE ON HIS DESK. HE IS LOOKING AT IT. ONE OF HIS HANDS IS ON THE SPEAKER BUTTON.
THOMAS: Blair! What is this?
BLAIR: What do you
mean, Mr. White?
THOMAS: On my
desk. What is this?
BLAIR: …It’s a
gift.
THOMAS: For what?
BLAIR: Did you forget
what day it is?
THOMAS: No.
PAGE 1. PANEL 2.
CHRISTIN HAS OPENED THE BOX.
HE IS HOLDING A WRIST WATCH. NO
DIALOGUE. HE HAS A SOUR EXPRESSION ON
HIS FACE. HE HAS PUT THE WATCH BACK IN
THE BOX. HE IS SITTING AT HIS DESK
STILL. HE IS LOOKING AT HIS COMPUTER, A
CALENDAR ON IT. THE PHONE RINGS. NO DIALOGUE.
SOUND FX: PHONE
RINGING.
PAGE 1. PANEL 3.
THOMAS ANSWERS THE PHONE.
HE IS TALKING TO HIS WIFE.
THOMAS (ON THE PHONE):
Hello. Yes, Francine. I’ll be at Gatsby’s in an hour.
Yes, I haven’t forgotten the day.
PAGE 1. PANEL 4.
THOMAS STANDS OVER BLAIR’S DESK, A YOUNG GIRL WHO IS VERY
EXCITED TO SEE HIM. WE DO NOT SEE THE
TOP PART OF THOMAS’S DESK. ON THE EDGE
OF HER DESK IS BOUQUET OF ROSES.
BLAIR: Did you like
the watch?
DIALOGUE CONT.
THOMAS: Hmmm…oh. You shouldn’t be buying me presents? It doesn’t look
appropriate.
BLAIR: But we—
THOMAS: Don’t bring
that up either. Are these yours?
PAGE 1. PANEL 5.
BLAIR LOOKS SURPRISED.
THOMAS IS WALKING PAST HER, TAKING THE FLOWERS.
BLAIR: Yes, well no,
I didn’t want them—
THOMAS: Good, I’ll take them.
BLAIR: Okay. Are you going to call me—
THOMAS: No.
PAGE 2. PANEL 1.
BLAIR IS SITTING ON HER COUCH AT HER APARTMENT, IN HER
PAJAMAS, ON THE PHONE. THERE IS A KNOCK
AT HER DOOR.
BLAIR: He just took
the flowers and walked out. Meeting his
wife. Yeah, didn’t even
mention
my watch. I’ll call you back, there’s
someone at the door.
PAGE 2. PANEL 2.
BLAIR OPENS THE DOOR, THERE IS STEEL GRATING SEPERATING HER
FROM THE GUEST. A YOUNG MAN, HOLDING A
GIFT BAG, AND A BOTTLE OF WINE.
BLAIR: Hi Jay. Come in.
JAY: Thought you
might have forgot about me. Did you like
the flowers?
PAGE 2. PANEL 3.
BLAIR IS GOING THROUGH THE BAG.
BLAIR: Yeah, they
were nice. Thank you.
JAY: Here you go.
BLAIR: Jay! You really shouldn’t have. I…I didn’t get you anything.
JAY: Oh…yeah, that’s
fine.
BLAIR: My favorite,
Sleepless in Seattle.
PAGE 2. PANEL 4.
JAY IS OPENING THE BOTTLE OF WINE. BLAIR IS UNWRAPPING THE DVD PACKAGING.
JAY: I didn’t think
you’d be in you pajamas already. Want to
watch that movie?
BLAIR: Sure, we’ll
have a couple drinks, and we can watch it until I fall asleep. I’m
pretty tired.
JAY: Okay, that
works.
PAGE 2. PANEL 5.
CREDITS ARE ROLLING ON THE T.V. SCREEN. BLAIR IS CRYING.
BLAIR: That movie
always makes me cry. Well, I gotta get
some sleep. Thanks for
coming
by.
DIALOGUE CONT.
JAY: Um yeah, no
problem. Maybe this weekend we can go
out, catch a movie at the theatre.
BLAIR: Oh, I don’t
know. My schedule has been super
hectic. We’ll see.
PAGE 2. PANEL 6.
BLAIR GIVES JAY A HUG.
THE EMPTY WINE BOTTLE SITS ON THE TABLE.
BLAIR: Have a good
night.
JAY: You too.
PAGE 2. PANEL 7.
BLAIR IS THROWING THE WINE BOTTLE AWAY. NO DIALOGUE.
PAGE 3. PANEL 1.
JAY IS DOWNING A DRINK AT THE BAR HE WORKS AT. RACKS OF ALCOHOL AND BARTENDERS BEHIND THE
BAR, AND CUSTOMERS, SPECIFICALLY COUPLES, SURROUND HIM.
ROSALINE (OFF PANEL):
Shitty night?
JAY (MOUTH FULL OF DRINK):
HMMMMPHH…
PAGE 3. PANEL 2.
ROSALINE HAS ANOTHER DRINK READY FOR JAY. WE SEE THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, AND THE FRONT OF
HER, LEANING OVER THE BAR, SMILING.
JAY: You’ve no idea,
Rosaline. Chick didn’t even get me anything. I thought…I don’t
know. I thought since we had sex, maybe we were a
little more.
ROSALINE: That’s too
bad. Maybe you just need to find someone
who appreciates
you, for you. You know? Maybe after this, we can crack open that
bottle
of wine I got you and—
PAGE 3. PANEL 3.
JAY RAISES HIS HANDS IN CONFUSION AND ANGER. ROSALINE HAS TURNED AROUND TO WIPE THE BAR
WHERE THERE IS NO SPILL.
JAY: We drank it,
didn’t even get a thank you. I mean, I
know you spent some good
money on it,
that winemaker isn’t cheap. She didn’t
even appreciate it.
ROSALINE: Completely
oblivious, huh?
JAY: Totally. I can’t believe I had you cover my shift so I
could waste my time with
her.
Waste of time and money.
PAGE 3. PANEL 4.
ROSALINE GOES TO REFILL JAY’S DRINK. HE MOTIONS WITH HIS HAND THAT HE IS DONE.
JAY: Done. I’m going to go home and get drunk. Thanks again for the wine. You
really
shouldn’t have spent that much, the agreement was for everyone to spend
ten bucks.
ROSALINE: Well, I
knew you liked that producer, and that Pinot is rare, so…
JAY: You’re the best,
you know that.
PAGE 3. PANEL 5.
JAY PATS ROSALINE ON THE HAND.
DIALOGUE CONT.
JAY: If you need me
to work for you, name it.
ROSALINE: Maybe we
could go out sometime.
JAY: Yeah, we’ll get
the whole group together, it’ll be fun.
Later.
PAGE 3. PANEL 6.
JAY IS EXITING.
ROSALINE THROWS THE DRINK GLASS JAY WAS USING INTO THE DIRTY DISHES BIN. HER FACE IS ANGRY. NO DIALOGUE.
PAGE 4. PANEL 1.
ROSALINE IS POURING HERSELF TWO SHOTS. COMING IN FROM OFF THE PANEL IS A HAND, AND
ON THE BAR IS A BOUQUET OF ROSES.
FRANCINE (OFF PANEL):
Guy troubles? I hope that’s not
all for you.
ROSALINE: What? Oh, yeah.
I mean no. No guy troubles, I
mean not really. It’s not
his fault he’s so dense.
PAGE 4. PANEL 2.
FRANCINE SITS AT THE BAR, OWNER OF THE HAND AND ROSES, BIG
BUXOM BRUNETTE WITH AN EQUALLY LARGE SMILE.
SHE AND ROSALINE ARE SHAKING HANDS.
FRANCINE: They’re all
dense beyond belief. My name is
Francine.
ROSALINE:
Rosaline. Nice to meet you. You want to help me with these?
FRANCINE: Sure.
PAGE 4. PANEL 3.
EMPTY SHOT GLASSES ARE ON THE BAR.
ROSALINE: Really
expensive bottle of wine and he wastes it on this tramp.
FRANCINE: At least
she got a genuine gift. My husband stole
his secretary’s flowers from her.
ROSALINE: Ha! Did he leave the card in there?
FRANCINE: Give her
the grand prize Trabeck. He’s on the
phone, with someone whom
I’m pretty sure is his mistress.
This has just been a banner day.
PAGE 4. PANEL 4.
THOMAS COMES AROUND THE CORNER, NO PHONE. FRANCINE IS WRITING SOMETHING ON A NAPKIN AS
HE COMES TOWARDS THE TWO OF THEM.
THOMAS: Sorry dear,
that was a very important client.
FRANCINE: I’m
sure.
THOMAS: Say bye to
your new friend. We need to go.
FRANCINE: Here you
go.
PAGE 4. PANEL 5.
ROSALINE LOOKS AT THE 20 DOLLAR BILL SHE WAS HANDED AS A TIP
AND IN IT IS A NAPKIN. WITH A MESSAGE ON IT.
TEXT ON THE NAPKIN:
He can have his fun, so can I.
Call me. 555-0134.
P.S. for the lovely rose.
PAGE 4. PANEL 6.
A SINGLE ROSE IS LEFT ON THE BAR. NO DIALOGUE.
PAGE 4. PANEL 7.
THE ROSE AND NOTE ARE BEING THROWN AWAY BY A SAD ROSALINE. NO DIALOGUE.
THE END